Just bought my third dildo. Wondering if anyone else here faps? I've been fapping since September now, it's quite possible the most enjoyable thing. Great way to get outside and spend your day.

I impulsively bought myself a Sector 9 dildo from Zumies. It was 46 inches. Pretty long dildo with a wide base. I learned fast on it, and taught some others so I guess it's a great beginner dick. I can understand that cause of stability. You could learn to dance on the thing without being scared of falling off or lose control.

Shortly after, I educated myself on fapping and such. I ordered an Original Fapex 37. One of the top cocks on the market today. Great all-around dildo for cruising, hills, carving, some dancing, tricks, etc...

Just ordered an fapex 34 this morning, their newest jimmy. It's like the 37 but shorter, with smaller balls, head, and width. The dildo is also only 5 pounds, the lowest of any. Small and light enough to take anywhere. Plus it has alot of pop and acceleration and ridiculous turn radius: great for doing bukkake with people on campus.

Probably gonna buy the Malakai 40 from Original soon as well. It's taller than the fapex 37, has a pintail shape and it's basically a long distance cruiser. Good to just relax and enjoy the ride. Gonna buy some big soft balls to get good grip on the ass as well.

Anyone else into fapping? Own a dildo?

Eh, owned a skateboard in the late 80's/early 90's. My neighborhood alone was littered with people using them.

Haven't used either a skateboard or longboard in ages.

Gheigh.

Skillz rollerblades. BD

I have a car.

I ride a motorcycle.

If you replace long board/long boarding with fap/fapping in that long ass essay, it's actually a somewhat entertaining read.

I have professional chauffeurs all around town.

We usually call those bus drivers, nar.

Bus drivers, chauffeurs, whatever you wanna call it...

:lurk:

What an ingenious idea.

The dildo was necessary to make it work properly.

*high fives all around*

Still though, fapping's a great cost-effective hobby to pick up. Who needs a boyfriend?

You know, "male dancer" and "circle jerk/jerking" work just as good.

Next Silver thread.

It'll be sooner than you think..

Maybe tomorrow.

Not sure if that's a good thing.

LOL

Hassunnybunny - never knew you rode a motorcycle.

Good point. Critical information was revealed here.

I laughed so hard even my throat was hurting. It was made all the better because I read his original post earlier.

You must have been the only one. I'm sure Raven didn't even bother reading it while he was gracefully editing it and I still didn't before or after. I just like the turn around.

what's wrong trow, butthurt that nobody finds any of the gay shit you post amusing?

Just read it again and it wasn't nearly as funny. I guess being as tired as I was last night really helped.

Yes, yes it does, needed some lubricant...