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I call shenanigans.

I wasn't sober last night either.

Drunk calling/texting ftw.

Bukowski finds this thread appealing.

I call spazz.

True drunken threads shouldn't be this coherent.

Hence, I was sobering, but still drunk.

A "whoosh" moment for skillz.

You've really got a good knack for ruining the flow and momentum of a perfectly good thread. Second one within a 24 hr span!

And no.

He's still on your balls? Get him off already.

Hey the kid lives for table scraps. What can you do

A lame comeback. :hand:

we haven't seen signs of him having any

DAMMIT!! I can't believe I missed out on the drunk thread. I had to work today, so I went to bed around 1 am after only a few drinks.

lmao now THIS is a *whoosh* moment.

And again, like with the football thread, good job killing the momentum of what was to be another half decent thread :gig:

Next time I'm not sober I'll get back on topic or stay off, whichever seems more suitable when drunk.

You didn't miss anything. I shouted you out, while drunk!

I feel special. And not the "rides the little bus" kind of special.

We should all get on really drunk one night (more so than usual, anyway), and see what kind of crazy shit ensues.

If you scrolled down slow enough on my first post you can see it! I don't think anyone else other than me and you are drinkers. And I think Silver just happened to do so Saturday.

I don't know, I think we could convince nar and FFgirl to join in an online drinking contest. Hell, maybe even Raven would be game.

I doubt they all would, they're all wusses, cept for maybe FFgirl. I don't think Skillz would be down either.

Don't lose hope! We could call it the AO-X Christmas Party, get hammered, and say things we'll all regret later. Just like a real office!

Oh Lordy.

I actually can't even stand the smell of liquor at the moment, to be honest.

Trow, you need to get new informants. Ever since I gave up drugs, cigarettes and weed..."The Drink" has become my last and final vice.

That image is indeed a lot smaller than I thought it would be.
Here, have another.




And narrator is indeed the drinker, I'm the one who doesn't.

The last time I saw a women wearing that holster I was in Cancun and told my best friend I would marry her if I were to live there, then after she gave me the shot my friend wanted to head back to the hotel, since he wasn't feeling too well from all the drinking. I told him to hold on a bit because I wanted to finish my beer, after doing so I proceeded to throw up over the bar, then told him we should leave. He was throwing up from 3am to 6am at the hotel. Good times... good times.

I'd only be down if you guys actually posted drunk.

None of this I'm sobering up bullshit. I'm sorry but drunk threads aren't supposed to be coherent. If it's legible and understandable, then instant fail.

Well I wasn't completely sober, but I had finished drinking for the night. But how would we know if the other is officially drunk?

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Good enough for incoherency now?

And I am as drunk as a motherfucker, not sobering up and about to drink more, don't call shenanigans, cuz it's a lie. I'm just good with typing.

They're both bitches, cuz their fallacies are nothing to foul on, cept for maybe Gig might have slept with a relative due to his strong southern accent and Tych is in too well with the ladies that he can sing as high a pitch as them. Done.

Yea, I'm drunk, can't even get the quotations right.

Edit: Took moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooore tries than I wanted for the quotes, but yea, drunk. Win.

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No fair for the one(s) that cant legally drink.

underage ban

Don't worry Kasai, by European standards you can already drink yourself silly.

Well if it means anything, I began to illegally drink since I was 16. I'm not one to judge, drink up!

Sounds like fun. Even though I think there's plenty of incoherentness on this site without the drinking.

Truth, thy name is FFgirl.

I'm getting drunk tonight! I plan on not being sober till 4 in the morning. Anyone care to join?

Agreed, but if we weren't, then we'd just be the plain ol' AO the way it is now. And does any of us want that?

AO is not coherent. Its a bunch of emo kids going through puberty.

Most of us on AO-X are 20+ years old. Puberty has got nothing to do with it.

I aint emo.

Jealousy ensues him... now I'm going to cry over it.